After trying to carefully measure the
merits of the nominees in the previous entry, time for me to subjectively and
recklessly inject my own likes and dislikes into the conversation. This will hurt only slightly less than the
first time I gave blood. Once again, the
fiancé is having her say, and averages of mine versus hers versus ours will all
be taken into account to see how I might vote in the fan vote, how well her
averages compare to how she actually voted, and how it might look if we
submitted a joint, compromise ballot.
Like last year’s ballot, there aren’t really many acts nominated this
year that I’m a big fan of. Some I
like, but nothing I’m personally giddy about as a fan. So with that lack of enthusiasm…
1. The Replacements: And everyone who knows me and my music just fell on their
asses. Or maybe not: I did rank the Cure
as fifth favorite two years ago. Still,
listening to the Replacements reminds me of when I first heard “I Wanna Be
Sedated” by Ramones: it’s just straightforward, relatively basic, good rock ‘n’
roll. I don’t think of it as alternative
(or punk for the analogy) or anything.
Just good. Fiance likes them ninth.
Average of merits: 14.5
Average of tastes: 5
My average: 7
Her average: 12.5
All scales average: 9.75
2. the Zombies: This is a bit more what everyone was probably expecting from me for
taste. Probably the group whose stuff I
know best, too. In a better world, “I
Love You” would have been their fourth best-known song. Fiance also ranks them second.
Average of merits: 10
Average of taste: 2
My average: 7
Her average: 5
All scales average: 6
3. Link Wray: As a fan of Duane Eddy and the Ventures, it should really be no
surprise that I’d like Link Wray too.
Again, still wish the Ray Men were nominated along with him. Seventh place from you-know-who.
Average of merits: 9.5
Average of taste: 5
My average: 6.5
Her average: 8
All scales average: 7.25
4. KISS:
When I ranked Guns N’ Roses first two years ago, I proudly stated I was a child
of the ‘80s and I love hair metal. They
can get a hair tedious, mainly because they’re not the most technically
proficient or amazing, but it’s still fun to unwind to. She puts them at numero ocho.
Average of merits: 4
Average of taste: 6
My average: 3
Her average: 7
All scales average: 5
5.
Nirvana: No surprise I’m not a grunge fan,
but their music is surprisingly catchy nonetheless. And you gotta respect the unplugged version
of “All Apologies.” She likes them best
of all.
Average of merits: 1
Average of taste: 3
My average: 3
Her average: 1
All scales average: 2
6. Peter Gabriel: I’m actually kind of surprised that I ranked him this high too, but
honestly, “Sledgehammer”, “Solsbury Hill”, “In Your Eyes”… all really good
songs, and while I’m not big on “Big Time” or “Shock The Monkey”, they do have
their moments that I enjoy. The fiancé
rounds out her top five with him.
Average of merits: 5.5
Average of taste: 5.5
My average: 7
Her average: 4
All scales average: 5.5
7. Deep Purple: Maybe this ballot’s a little better this year than last, since I
had these guys ranked fourth in taste last year, which is where my special
woman ranks them this time. Or maybe my
opinion has changed. Whichever, still fun
stuff.
Average of merits: 4
Average of taste: 5.5
My average: 5.5
Her average: 4
All scales average: 4.75
8. the Meters: Yeah, they were sixth in taste last year. The good ol’ sound of New Orleans is good for
these guys and me. Not for the little
lady though, as she puts them eleventh.
Average of merits: 13
Average of taste: 9.5
My average: 11
Her average: 11.5
All scales average: 11.25
9. Linda Ronstadt: This is a conflict for me.
Her stuff sounds good, but when I hear her, I can’t help but be
distracted by thinking about how much I like the originals so much better:
“Blue Bayou”, “Heat Wave”, “That’ll Be The Day”, “When Will I Be Loved”,
etc. The only version of hers I like
about as much if not more than the original is “You’re No Good”, which has more
of a fire inside from the dumper, whereas Betty Everett’s version is a brooding,
icy feeling about breaking up. My fiancé
like’s Linda third best, by the way.
Average of merits: 10.5
Average of taste: 6
My average: 8
Her average: 8.5
All scales average: 8.25
10. Chic:
Meanwhile, this group hasn’t budged a spot either way from where I said I liked
them last year. All right, but nothing
worth celebrating, in my opinion, even less so in my fiance’s as she ranks them
at 13.
Average of merits: 10
Average of taste: 11.5
My average: 9.5
Her average: 12
All scales average: 10.75
11. the Paul Butterfield Blues Band: Aside from the occasional way the harmonica sounds like it’s
honking, there’s nothing I dislike about their overall sound. It’s a solid blues-rock feel, but I prefer a
blues-rock that’s a little less raw. She
puts them twelfth.
Average of merits: 15
Average of taste: 11.5
My average: 13
Her average: 13.5
All scales average: 13.25
12. N.W.A.:
Let me first state that I actually like them a lot more than I did last
year. Since last year, I’ve done more
listening, and it’s not as tedious as I thought. Nonetheless, they don’t move any higher. Still twelve from me, and fifteen from her.
Average of merit: 3.5
Average of taste: 13.5
My average: 8,5
Her average: 8.5
All scales average: 8.5
13. LL Cool J: Kinda dig the early stuff, kinda bored with the later stuff. Not hatin’ it, but not big on the love
either. Nor is she, putting him 14.
Average of merit: 4
Average of taste: 13.5
My average: 8
Her average: 10.5
All scales average: 9.25
14. Daryl Hall And John Oates: On the FRL Revisited/Projected project, I summed up why I never
voted for these guys along these lines: “they didn’t just kill blue-eyed soul,
they raped it and left it for dead in a ditch.”
Still feel the same way, although you-know-who is a little more forgiving,
putting them tenth.
Average of merit: 12
Average of taste: 12
My average: 12.5
Her average: 11.5
All scales average: 12
15. Yes: I
think I’ve made it clear that while I respect prog-rock and the artistic
accomplishments it has brought forth to rock ‘n’ roll, it’s just not something
I’m really a fan of listening to.
“Roundabout” just bores me, “Owner Of A Lonely Heart” just irritates me,
“Your Move (I’ve Seen All Good People)” leaves me kind of lukewarm. I could go on, but I think I’ve made my
point, though the later '80s stuff is more listenable. My fiancé hates them more than I
do, according to our ranks.
Average of merits: 8
Average of taste: 15.5
My average: 10.5
Her average: 13
All scales average: 11.75
16. Cat Stevens: Ugh, where do I begin? “Wild
World” is weird and a little creepy, “Peace Train” should be about a minute and
a half shorter than it is and doesn’t have that good of production values,
“Morning Has Broken” makes me want to hit the snooze button, his cover of
“Another Saturday Night” is a worse injustice to the original than any of Linda
Ronstadt’s covers…”If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out” is actually okay. But my favorite Cat Stevens song is “Here
Comes My Baby”…the Tremeloes’ version, not his.
In the past, I’ve called him a third-tier singer/songwriter, and I still
stand by it. But the little woman seems
to like him, putting him sixth (then again, she loves all cats).
Average of merits: 10.5
Average of taste: 11
My average: 16
Her average: 5.5
All scales average: 10.75
And with all the numbers crunched, time to
spit out what potential votes might look like.
If I were running on just my averages, four of my five votes would be
cast for Nirvana, KISS, Link Wray, and Deep Purple for certain; with an ensuing
scrum for the fifth spot between the Zombies, the Replacements, and Peter
Gabriel.
If my fiancé voted according to her
averages, her ballot would cleanly go Nirvana, the Zombies, Deep Purple, Peter
Gabriel, and Cat Stevens.
If we voted together on just our merits,
it’d go Nirvana, KISS, Deep Purple, N.W.A., and LL Cool J, which are ironically
the Top Five merited acts as I ranked them.
However, if we just voted jointly out of
who we liked, the Zombies would be our first pick, followed by Nirvana, Link
Wray, and the Replacements, while Deep Purple and Peter Gabriel fought over the
last slot.
If we combined all scores to vote together,
it’s once again be led by Nirvana, followed by Deep Purple, KISS, Peter
Gabriel, and the Zombies.
So Nirvana lands firmly on all five
iterations, Deep Purple is on four and a half (the half because he’d be in a
tie for the fifth spot on the fifth iteration); Peter Gabriel landing twice
firmly and messily twice; the Zombies show up three and a half times; KISS,
cleanly thrice. That’s about the top five
overall, as Link Wray makes the cut only twice, the Replacements get one and a
half rounds, while Cat Stevens, LL Cool J, and N.W.A. all finish in the Top
Five only once.
So maybe when I vote in the fan poll, maybe
I should go Nirvana, Deep Purple, KISS, the Zombies, Peter Gabriel, but I’d feel
guilty about it too, probably, since that’d make me look like a flat-out
rockist (despite the negative on Yes).
The same guilt struck my fiancé too, as she did vote her top five
averages, except she cast a vote for N.W.A. instead of Cat Stevens. Then again, she’s already voted, maybe I
should go with just my averages and go for Nirvana, KISS, Deep Purple, and Link
Wray, and throw in LL Cool J (the highest merit not already assured of vote)
instead of one of the three tied for fifth to keep it from being flat-out
rockist. Then again, the fan vote is
already heavily rockist, so what’s the difference? Not much, because ultimately, my averages
don’t contribute a whole lot to whom I think will actually be inducted. Those predictions will be coming soon.
Ronstadt and Nirvana are all that matter. Dude, Ronstadt's hits are nothing compared to her catalog and live performances. Doesn't sound like you know her music. Collaboration' s with everyone from Frank Zappa to Neil Young and killer pipes. The Hall of Shame needs her not the other way around.
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