Now that the initial wave of wonderment has
passed, and even before that wave passed, fellow monitors have been evaluating
the candidates from personal tastes, seemingly objective merits, trends in the
Hall’s actions of late…any kind of metric really. Recently, Digital Dream Door posted their
evaluations of the nominees, which Terry Stewart called something along the
lines of “subjective bullshit” (perhaps it had something to do with Randy
Newman being rated a two on a scale of one to ten). Well, Mr. Stewart, given that “unquestionable
musical excellence” is supposedly the only factor, other than the 25-year rule,
it seems like it’s all subjective: I myself absolutely love U2, but I wouldn’t
watch Madonna in concert if it meant peace on Earth, enough money in my bank
account to retire and live lavishly, and front table tickets to every Rock Hall
induction ceremony from now until I croak; but both got in without much effort.
So those of us who are not on the same
wavelength with the voting bloc of the Rock Hall are left to try and measure
the merits of candidates are more measurable, though still somewhat intangible
criteria. The most common ones are
innovation, influence, and impact (including but not limited to commercial
success). As I said last year when I did
the same thing, I know myself well enough to know that I wouldn’t vote strictly
on attempted objectivity, nor on my personal tastes. Still, it helps to flesh out them both just
to see how a potential vote from me would look like (in this case, a real vote
on the Rock Hall’s website). Since
personal taste is easier to determine, let’s start with the harder path. How do they rank in terms of merit? I’ve also included the numerical ranks as
given by my fiancé, because why not?
Here’s my attempt. .NOTE: This is NOT an actual prediction. Just examining the candidates further.
1. PUBLIC ENEMY
Influence:
Tremendous. One of the most frequently
cited rap acts as influences upon other rappers.
Impact: Six
gold or better albums (two of them going top ten on the Top 200, three on
Rolling Stone’s top 500 albums list), thirteen hits on the R&B charts,
plenty of critical acclaim. As one
writer put it, Public Enemy may not have been the first to do what they did,
but they felt the most important.
Innovation:
Not the first to incorporate social, political themes in rap, but perhaps one
of the first to be overwhelmingly so.
Also, a specifically designated hype-man was seldom heard of before or
since Public Enemy.
Intangibles:
Three of the four core members had hit albums and singles, most notably that of
Chuck D. The fourth had a hit reality TV
show. Will the Bomb Squad be included if
voted in? I hope so.
The fiancé’s rank: 6, just because it’s hard to sort out the really high ranks. The distance between first and sixth can be a
foot at most, but it still falls in that order.
2. DEEP PURPLE
Influence: Extremely
influential. One of the most influential
groups in heavy metal and hard-rock bands to come after. I’ve also heard them referred to as being
influential to prog, but I’m not sure how true that is.
Impact: Not
hugely successful in terms of singles, but they were a part of the rock scene
that focused on albums as single entities.
On the albums front, the chart entries are so-so at best, but five gold,
three platinum, and one double platinum perhaps speaks to their standing the
test of time where the chart numbers don’t seem to match.
Innovation:
Can’t speak to it much, but there’s probably some of it in there.
Intangibles:
The other projects that members of Deep Purple have been involved with speak to
the further and more direct influence of the band. Blackmore’s name is one of the most revered
among rock guitarists, and the riff from “Smoke On The Water” is considered to
be one of the rites of passage for guitar playing.
The fiancé’s rank: 2, one of two times we agree exactly, though we’re very close many
other times.
3. N.W.A.
Influence:
Gangsta rap is what it is because of these guys. In fact much of the stereotype of what being
a rapper means, or at least what it supposedly meant when Tupac and Biggie got
shot, is based on the image projected by N.W.A.
Innovation:
I’m loathe to put lyrical innovation on the same plateau with rhythmic and
instrumental innovation, but this is one of the few times when it’s
deserved. Ice-T may be the O.G., but Ice
Cube and company really put it on the map.
Impact: Minimal
on the singles charts. For albums, three
platinum (one doubly so) studio albums (one that hit #1 on the Billboard 200),
and one gold greatest hits compilation.
But that’s also about all they had.
No cache of lesser known/celebrated material behind that.
Intangibles:
With notable and big solo careers of some of their members, they might be
called the first rap supergroup.
The fiancé’s rank: 5, just eking out Public Enemy because gangsta became synonymous
with rap for so long.
4. KRAFTWERK
Innovation: As
a prog group, they pioneered what is now known as electronica.
Influence:
Again, electronica artists that have come since all tip their hat to Kraftwerk,
particularly those from the European scene.
Impact: I
don’t know how big they or their particular heyday were in Europe. In North America, their heyday was strongest
in the disco/dance music scene, as odd as that may seem, given what the rest of
that scene during that time were putting out.
Intangibles:
Only in the recent years has electronica music been getting taken seriously as
an art form, at least in terms of coverage from the trade publications.
The fiancé’s rank: 11, because she hadn’t really ever heard of them before I made her
listen to the full almost-23-minute version of “Autobahn”.
5. DONNA SUMMER
Impact: An
incredible string of catchy and memorable disco classics. Tremendous crossover between the Hot 100 and
the R&B charts. It more than makes
up for the fact that she was a little bit of a latecomer (at least when it came
to hitting her stride) to her particular scene.
Singles-wise, the most successful nominee on the ballot. Albums charts, second place.
Influence: Only
almost the whole dance music scene of the ‘80s and beyond, as well as upon her
contemporaries of the time.
Innovation:
Not much. Again, latecomer to the disco
scene, but she’s responsible for helping give it a much more sizzling pace and
flavor.
Intangibles:
She’s royalty: the Queen of Disco.
That’s the kind of nickname that really should mean something. Plus disco’s representation in the Hall has
been pretty paltry.
The fiancé’s rank: 3. Can’t disagree too
heavily.
6. RUSH
Impact: Not
impressive in terms of singles’ charts, but the biggest nominee from an albums
chart perspective. Their first
twenty-two charted albums all went either gold or platinum.
Influence: Insanely
influential in Canada, they probably didn’t even need the 35% programming rule
to help them. Even outside the Great
White North, many bands cite Rush’s influence.
Innovation:
Not too shabby either, despite being relative latecomers to the prog-rock
scene, their experimentation with sound opened new sonic doors.
Intangibles:
A cultish following that rivals the Grateful Dead’s speaks to the band’s
lasting power, which is an important message to spread about the power of rock
‘n’ roll.
The fiancé’s rank: 8, and she’s Canadian!
7. THE MARVELETTES
Impact:
“Please Mr. Postman” being the first #1 single for the Motown empire is just
the icing on the cake. In terms of the
singles’ charts, the Marvelettes are the third biggest act on the ballot. Albums chart-wise, dead last, but that’s
because they were a singles group from a time when the singles were the
standard.
Influence:
Being the first Motown group to grab the brass ring doesn’t come without
influence. They served as the template
for Martha And The Vandellas and the Supremes to follow. In fact, either “Where Did Our Love Go” or
“Baby Love” was written with the Marvelettes in mind.
Innovation: None
really.
Intangibles:
The only nominee whose prime predates the British invasion, they’re considered
by many as one of the most overdue candidates.
In fact, they’d probably be near the top of most people’s lists for
“most deserving acts that aren’t guitar bands.”
Also two eras definable by styles: the more upbeat era with songs like
“Please Mr. Postman” and “Playboy”, and the smoother later work like “Don’t
Mess With Bill” and “The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game”, both eras
respected.
The fiancé’s rank: 1, because she was feeding off my excitement when I heard they’d
finally gotten nominated.
8. ALBERT KING
Influence:
There’s a reason he, Freddie, and B.B. are known as the triumvirate of blues
Kings, and it’s not just the same last (stage) name. He’s also not the only nominee to use King as
a stage name despite being born a Nelson, by the way. But many blues guitarists and blues musicians
in general have followed in his footsteps, including Stevie Ray Vaughan.
Impact: A
decent share of hits on the R&B charts, and a few on the Hot 100, plus a
nice number on the album charts. Beyond
that, not a whole lot of name recognition outside the blues world.
Innovation:
Presumably some. Best known for bringing (or resurrecting, maybe?) a kind of perfectionism to blues music.
Intangibles:
In addition to his stage name as a King, there’s always the impending possible
horror of sequestering him as an Early Influence.
The fiancé’s rank: 13, just not as much name recognition power.
9. CHIC
Impact: The
impact of “Good Times” upon hip-hop is huge.
Also, respectable runs of hits in the disco, R&B, and pop charts,
plus a good run of charted albums.
Influence:
Again, on the world of hip-hop, having a heavily sampled record does say a
lot. Plus, the influence on funk and
dance music is sizeable.
Innovation:
Not entirely devoid here, as the technique of Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards
have proven different and difficult to duplicate.
Intangibles:
By now, Chic may just be wearing down resistance of the voters. A seventh nomination? The Nominating Committee must be seeing
something that not everyone is.
The fiancé’s rank: 9, the second and last time we agree. Just a tough field for Chic this year.
10. HEART
Impact: Plenty. A good span of chart success, songs that are
still memes due to commercial usage, we even remember the names of the female
members.
Influence: Somewhat
niche, but there with the likes of their contemporaries such as Pat Benatar and
fellow nominee Joan Jett And The Blackhearts.
Innovation:
Not much to speak of.
Intangibles: Their part in the rise of power ballads is unquestionable, even if
the value of power ballads themselves is.
Also, songs like “Dog And Butterfly” and “Dreamboat Annie” well display
their versatility and keen musicianship.
The fiance’s rank: 4, because she’s a sucker for power ballads, and because they’re
big name draws.
11. THE METERS
Influence:
They helped carry on the New Orleans sound, and bring it into the ‘70s and
beyond.
Impact: A
couple handfuls of hits in the singles charts, and they had a few hit albums
too.
Innovation:
A little bit, alongside Sly And The Family Stone and the JB’s, helping shape
and update the sound of funk.
Intangibles:
Two of the members of the Meters were named Neville… as in the Neville
Brothers, who have also been looked at as potential candidates. Perhaps the Hall wants this group in first,
then have two more members of the Clyde McPhatter Club.
The fiance’s rank: 12, not too far off from mine.
12. PROCOL HARUM
Innovation:
Their baroque-rock sound helped shape what would be known as prog, combining
the music of pre-recording era into the rock scape.
Influence:
As progenitors of prog, they’re right alongside the Moody Blues in terms of
influence on prog bands. Big.
Impact:
Maybe five singles across the different singles charts, their albums are a bit
better, and a couple of them are pretty well-acclaimed, even if only in
hindsight.
Intangibles:
Being British invasion always adds a certain amount of Hall cred, even if you’re
an act with no chance of ever getting in, like the Unit Four Plus Two. For Procol Harum, this gives them a leg up
they wouldn’t have if they were an American act, counterintuitively.
The fiance’s rank: 10, and I almost had them there too. Went back and forth between them, Heart, and the
Meters.
13. THE PAUL BUTTERFIELD BLUES BAND
Influence:
Brought straight-out blues music to a new audience, and helped pave the way for
future blues players.
Impact: A
good handful or so of hit albums that are well-respected, no hit singles, but
they have tracks that are still considered absolutely classic.
Innovation:
Perhaps added a new dynamic to the blues-style, but beyond that, I don’t think
there’s much.
Intangibles:
The band behind Butterfield has a few recognizable names that perhaps add to
their credibility.
The fiance’s rank: 14, again, close to mine.
14. RANDY NEWMAN
Influence:
Some. I think all singer/songwriters
kind of influence each other. I see ways
he might have influenced the likes of Tom Waits, Cat Stevens, and others, as
well as how they might have influenced him.
Impact: The original
Toy Story movie introduced him to a new audience, but his catalog before
that includes some well-selling and highly respected albums. A couple hit singles, but that was never his
forte anyway.
Innovation:
Nope, but singer/songwriters aren’t exactly known for that anyway.
Intangibles:
His works are considered pretty high art by music critics. That’s been both his greatest asset and his
greatest liability.
The fiance’s rank: 15, perhaps it’s his singing voice that makes it hard to take him
seriously, perhaps it’s the way they lampooned him in an SNL sketch several
years back that just seemed to peg him a little too well.
15. JOAN JETT AND THE BLACKHEARTS
Impact: With
“I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll” being the huge smash it was (#1 song of the entire year
1982), and it still being anthemic, subsequent songs including “I Hate Myself
For Loving You” help make Joan Jett arguably the woman you first think of as
proof that women could rock just as hard as the boys.
Influence: Again,
the anthemic nature of “I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll” was so impacting, it evolved
somewhat into some influence in the female rockscape.
Innovation: Minimal,
if any.
Intangibles: Seriously…
no one else thinks she looks like the rebellious twin of Joyce DeWitt from Three’s
Company? Not germane, but kinda awesome.
The fiance’s rank: 7, because she’s heard of them, knows why they’re being nominated,
and who doesn’t love good time rock ‘n’ roll?
So that’s trying to rank the nominees by
relatively objective merits. Keep in
mind, that I purposely refuse to do “tied for (such-and-such a spot)”. No ties here by design. The distance between one spot and maybe six
spots down or up can be razor-thin, but they’re ranked. Personal tastes next time.
